fredseibert:

lumber:

moth:

The first ten minutes of MTV.

From Wikipedia:

On August 1, 1981, at 12:01 a.m., MTV: Music Television launched with the words “Ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll,” spoken by John Lack. Those words were immediately followed by the original MTV theme song, a crunching guitar riff written by Jonathan Elias and John Petersen, playing over a montage of the Apollo 11 moon landing. With the flag having a picture of MTVs logo on it. MTV producers Alan Goodman and Fred Seibert used this public domain footage as a conceit, associating MTV with the most famous moment in world television history. Seibert said they had originally planned to use Neil Armstrong’s “One small step” quote, but lawyers said Armstrong owns his name and likeness, and Armstrong had refused, so the quote was replaced with a beeping sound. At the moment of its launch, only a few thousand people on a single cable system in northern New Jersey could see it.

Weirdest part for me is Adam Curry’s line at the end: “combining the best of TV with the best of radio.” There’s been a line in Next New Networks’ materials since we began: “combining the best of TV with the best of the web.” No coincidence that Fred was involved with both.

Ah my wasted youth. (And Tim, you really make me feel my age when I point out to you that Adam Curry didn’t start at MTV for another six years. That was original VJ Mark Goodman.)

Give me back my son.

Oh to be Jack.

Oh to be Jack.

Type “lick” into Google Translate and translate to Arabic. Copy the third verb and paste it into the box and translate back to English. Epic LOLZ will ensue.

mygrandfatherlikesporn:

makeitcontagious:

fudgebugsrwin:

followandreblog:

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I’m so glad I actually did this.

Haha same!
If anyone hasn’t done it yet then they should, don’t worry it’s not shady or anything

soooo glad i did this.

ditto! major LOLZ

LOL How did that happen?

How in the world?! MUST TRY. http://translate.google.com

LEGENDARY! Paluiii!! try it! hahaahah

Manager? Manager!

Manager? Manager!

One of our personal heros and mentors. Tim Heidecker.

One of our personal heros and mentors. Tim Heidecker.

this is crazy.

so basically, having worms is like feeding a pet that lives in your stomach?

A Father’s Gift